1st birthday party. That cruel Uncle Mike dressed up in a 
horror costume that scared the daylights out of me. He was actually PROUD 
of that get-up!(click on a thumbnail photo to expand to full size)
Let me tell you about the trauma that I suffered at my
1st birthday party. That cruel Uncle Mike dressed up in a
horror costume that scared the daylights out of me. He was actually PROUD
of that get-up!
There I was, minding my own business, 
when Mom brought HIM 
out. I had to run to Dad 
for safety.
On the plus side, however, they got me this really neat 
cake which I quickly un-neated 
(after the monster left).